Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Long Week-+
This week I have a TON of dance. I had dress rehersals from 6:30-9 yesterday, and I go to dance class from 4-5:15 and have dress rehersals for 6:30-8:30 today, and tomorrow I go to dance class from 4-6 and have MORE dress rehesals from for 6:30-9 :-/
Enemy for Dinner
By Brittany Eldredge and Brianna Warburton
Carol -Wow, this is, um, good.
Barbara -You really like it?
Carol -Um, yeeaah, why are you so surprised?
Barbara -Oh just wondering, some people say I’m not a very good cook.
Carol -Uhh huh..I’m sure. Or did you poison it?
Barbara -Why would I do that? We are trying to settle everything, remember?
Carol -Yes, but we had so many fights in the past, I wouldn’t exactly be shocked if you did.
Barbara -You are saying I would try to poison you?!? I am a grown woman! Maybe as a child, but not now!
Carol- *cough cough* You did poison it!!!
Barbara -How could you think that?! You just coughed!
Carol -I know you did! Look at the grin on your face!
Barbara -You think this is really a grin!? This is not a grin!
Carol- I think you are trying to kill me! After all these years you try to kill me now!? I have a family!
Barbara- We are trying to get along! I’m not trying to kill you!
Carol -Oh no, see you were thinking that, and then I bet you thought- Oh no, it would be so much easier to kill ol’ Carol off!
Barbara-No I was not thinking that! But I’m starting too...
Carol-*gasp* You are a disgrace to mankind!
Barbara-*gasp* You are the disgrace! NOT me!
Carol-You wanna go?
Barbara- Ummm, yeah. I really do!
Carol-Bring it!
Barbara-HAAA!
Carol- Get that fork away from me!
Barbara- Not until you get off of me!
Carol- If I do you’ll stab me!
Barbara- Just deal with it then!!
Carol- Never!
Barbara- *battle cry*
*Jerry enters home*
Jerry-WHOA WHOA WHOA ladies! What is going on here?!
*Barbara and Carol quit fighting and sit down in their chairs*
Jerry- Why are you to rolling around on top of each other, and trying to stab each other with forks?!
Barbara- We were just trying to settle an argument, dear.
Carol- Just the way girls do it!
Jerry- What kind of argument was this?
Barbara- Well it was a little story Carol made-
Carol- no- Barbara tried to poison me!
Jerry- Carol, we do not keep poison in this home.
Carol- Oh, she did, she even said she wanted to kill me!
Barbara- I didn’t say that!
Carol- Yes you did!
Barbara- No I didn’t!
Carol- Yes you-
Jerry- That is enough girls! Carol, I would like you to leave, and not come back to our home.
Carol- My pleasure...
*Carol exits home*
Barbara- Oh! Carol! same time next week? At your house though!
Carol- See you then!
Jerry- Women! *exits*
Carol -Wow, this is, um, good.
Barbara -You really like it?
Carol -Um, yeeaah, why are you so surprised?
Barbara -Oh just wondering, some people say I’m not a very good cook.
Carol -Uhh huh..I’m sure. Or did you poison it?
Barbara -Why would I do that? We are trying to settle everything, remember?
Carol -Yes, but we had so many fights in the past, I wouldn’t exactly be shocked if you did.
Barbara -You are saying I would try to poison you?!? I am a grown woman! Maybe as a child, but not now!
Carol- *cough cough* You did poison it!!!
Barbara -How could you think that?! You just coughed!
Carol -I know you did! Look at the grin on your face!
Barbara -You think this is really a grin!? This is not a grin!
Carol- I think you are trying to kill me! After all these years you try to kill me now!? I have a family!
Barbara- We are trying to get along! I’m not trying to kill you!
Carol -Oh no, see you were thinking that, and then I bet you thought- Oh no, it would be so much easier to kill ol’ Carol off!
Barbara-No I was not thinking that! But I’m starting too...
Carol-*gasp* You are a disgrace to mankind!
Barbara-*gasp* You are the disgrace! NOT me!
Carol-You wanna go?
Barbara- Ummm, yeah. I really do!
Carol-Bring it!
Barbara-HAAA!
Carol- Get that fork away from me!
Barbara- Not until you get off of me!
Carol- If I do you’ll stab me!
Barbara- Just deal with it then!!
Carol- Never!
Barbara- *battle cry*
*Jerry enters home*
Jerry-WHOA WHOA WHOA ladies! What is going on here?!
*Barbara and Carol quit fighting and sit down in their chairs*
Jerry- Why are you to rolling around on top of each other, and trying to stab each other with forks?!
Barbara- We were just trying to settle an argument, dear.
Carol- Just the way girls do it!
Jerry- What kind of argument was this?
Barbara- Well it was a little story Carol made-
Carol- no- Barbara tried to poison me!
Jerry- Carol, we do not keep poison in this home.
Carol- Oh, she did, she even said she wanted to kill me!
Barbara- I didn’t say that!
Carol- Yes you did!
Barbara- No I didn’t!
Carol- Yes you-
Jerry- That is enough girls! Carol, I would like you to leave, and not come back to our home.
Carol- My pleasure...
*Carol exits home*
Barbara- Oh! Carol! same time next week? At your house though!
Carol- See you then!
Jerry- Women! *exits*
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)